Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25316824-20161126223728/@comment-24652012-20161214212313

Unnamed Field Marshall wrote: Lord of the STARS wrote: But that's exactly what they want me to do. Mean while their parents are watching me from a hidden location holding a cellphone and a pare of binoculars waiting for their chance to call 1-800-somone-to-sue and then reward their child with a candy bar. And they always have this heartbreakingly sad look on their face when I resist temptation. You should sacrifice one of the parents to the Ah Peku, the Mayan god of thunder, to show you mean business. Great idea, and if everyone thinks I am Mayan I will be deported to central America, so win win.