Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20170424231135/@comment-24652012-20170425210022

Swims Like Shark: "Yah, I think your right. Put the admiral of the chat armada on screen."

Chat admiral: "Something you needed before our invasion?"

Swims Like Shark: "Why is it your going to invade with an epic 2875 ships?"

Chat Admiral: "I don't know. Its just, kinda hard to find the right balance. Not to many not to few...."

Swims like shark: "By chance, you don't have only humans and droids for solders again do you?"

Chat admiral: "Yep."

Swims like shark: "Why not mix it up once in a while?"

Chat admiral: "Weal you see, each time we have a cool new sci-fi race, they never believe in our cause, they always want to join the quote unquote "good guys" and fight us instead. Its not fair."

Swims like shark: "Then, how do you have such a big army in the first place?"

Chat admiral: "Weal you see, most of the chat solders are actually cloned from our own sperm. That's why their mostly men and all look the same, their exact replicas of their father. All originals are our own children, and the droids are, you know, just a machine that dies so we don't have to."

Swims like shark: "Weal we have agreed to use only 50 ships."

Chat admiral: "Ok, then we will use 30 ships, but slightly more up to date."

Swims like shark: "Such an agreeable terms for our conflict."

Chat admiral: "I know, I wonder why no one likes us."

Swims like shark: "So how long until your fleet arrives?"

Chat admiral: "About 15 hours. Be ready. You know with, *looks in a 6 o clock direction* who ever is still active. Over and out."