Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24652012-20140525204502/@comment-24750690-20140725023627

Lol, I have a story that begins very the same way.

So these cannibals capture three explorers. They tell them that if they go into the forest,. grab a fruit, come back, and do what they say, they'll let them live.

The first guy comes back with an apple. The cannibals tell him to "Shove it up your butt."

He replies, "What?"

"Just do it." The respond.

So he tries, but he can't get into his rear. So they kill him and they eat him.

The next comes with a bunch of grapes, not knowing what happened to his comrade. He recieves the same order, only he has to get all the grapes into his rectum one at a time. He does his best, he's doing quite well...

...and then he starts laughing, and he can't get the last one in. Eventually he laughs so hard they all shoot out like a machine gun. So he is killed and eaten.

In heaven the two explorers are talking to each other.

"Man you almost had those grapes up there, why'd you start laughing?" He asks.

"I saw the last guy. He brought a watermelon."