Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20160501002843/@comment-24652012-20160503045001

Swims Like Shark: "Jak keeps looking at us like we and the krogans are going to kill each other. Tempting, but I am more civilized then that. My idea is actually more elaborate then just locking them in a room and killing them with a ink grenade. No! I have decided I am going to try to bond with them. We will learn to like each other, this is of absolute necessity. My plan is meant to come as a surprise so don't tell any body, we will mostly be doing some sports and war games. I can show them the mortal arts of my people so they can survive in submersed battle fields..... at all.... as aposed to how many of them faired last time..... and they can teach us more about on land combat, so we don't get massacred like we did on Planet Ghost Town. In the simulator, when we spawn in the map will treat 38 minuets like 8 hours, so that the day only last about that long, at that time it will be a paradise, like a tropical vacation, but during the other 38 minuets which will be night, it will suddenly be like in a horror movie. Which of corse to strong warriors like us, is a child's play battle ground for getting warmed up. Their will be 3 kinds of targets, which are a surprise. They we will fight together pounding away at them to get our aggression out. After 14 real hours of this cycle we should be set to more easily get along for at least 5 days. I will begin the programing as soon as I finish painting this barrel rolling hydrogen-3 helium-2 methane-1 liquid rocket fueled yield level mild nuclear ballistic warhead torpedo. After that, I will sleep for 4 hours, wake me when the group is ready, I want 80 krogan, 20 sangheili 40 humans 60 Kig-yar and 75 of my species to take part in this. Once those very same ones have reached a tight bond they will be made a permanent squad for the next real battle."