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Honestly, I think STARS was serious. xD

But STARS, lemme speak your language. Master Chief had to have been right along side of Morgan Freeman, where he said "I need a light rifle weapon",  and Morgan Freeman mistook him with light, and gave the world light. Then Chuck Norris swooped in, and killed everyone but the chief. The chief shrunk to the size of a child, and waited until 2517 where he'd be abducted to save the world.