Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24652012-20161111213229

This game is simple, just accomplish what I have no faith anyone hear is capable of, because your all incompetent losers. List one way per turn a stupid way to get your self killed in the THDF universe. Then wait until someone else posts before listing another one. Also, only 1 way per turn. Ready, set, GO! And please at least try to get this done by Christmas ok? 