Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25336455-20141221061806/@comment-23782751-20141225001533

(I just started playing Alien Isolation.  I AM READY :DDDD)

''>>Staff Sgt. Ryan "Mad King" Haywood<<

>>Our captain has drifted slightly off course in order to inspect an uncharted planet with various seismic activity... I don't know if he is in his right mind, becase we have thousands of innocent souls onboard. This is work for us colonial marines, or hey, maybe even a colonial marshal. But not a job for vacationing civies. Mad King, over and out.<<''

Team: "Ryan, I am fully suited up and ready to investigate this... object.  Just get her to hatch 232."

Ryan: "Going as fast as I can, sir."

Team: "What? Where?!"

Ryan: "Sir?"

Team: "Unidentified alien life forms have been spotted on other sections of the ship. Haywood, get that thing over here, and fast!"

Ryan: "Right here, sir."

''Ryan pops the hatch, and enters the airlock. Within 2 minutes he is out of his EVA suit, and the organism is stretched out on a table. It starts to flinch, and with that, the rock uncurls into a flat organism with long tentacles. Team and Ryan both pull out revolvers, but before they can, one latches onto Ryan's face.''

Ryan: "Ahh! Get it off!"

Team takes a maintenance jack, and impales the creature, killing it and badly wounding Ryan's face.