Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-4794494-20141123021722/@comment-24652012-20141201023714

(btw for those of you just catching on that a Kig-yar fleet who aren't from my tribe and are our allies and are new hear, new port cache.)

A black fang member is in a building surrounded by angry Kig-yar who want to catch him and rip him to pices with their teeth and tare him to shreds, the rooms are locked, they are breaking down the doors to get to him, he trys calling for back up but is informed he is on his own. He decides he wants to die in a spectacular way so he takes out a bomb and puts it in the toilet and sits on it waiting, when some of them break down the bathroom door to see him on the toilet he shouts "Look out, I had my mamma's cooking!" he presses the button, but finds to his horror the bomb was not water proof. They stare at him, wondering what he will do next. Black fang member: "Uuuuuh, tell her I said that." A Kig-yar: "Tell you what, for your sense of humor and death with, a strange sense of dignity, we will let you live."

Black fang member: "Uhhhh, in other words?"

They click a pare of covenant hand cuffs on him.

Back fang member: "Please don't report how I was captured k?"

A Kig-yar: 40 edits?

he hands the Kig-yar his money.

Kig-yar: "Your secret is safe, now come with us, I want you to meet a friend of ours."