Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25336455-20141105222344/@comment-3023564-20141115051949

1hs444 wrote: Fox "Abandon ship!"

Fox sees a distress signal coming from the planet.

Fox (long distance radio) "UFM? Trol? Haven't seen you guys since we escaped that horde of cactus-zombies! ...Uh, don't worry.  I have a solution... I hope."

Fox (internal system comms) "Engineering, I need a favor.  Badly."

Crewman "Yes sir?"

Fox "Open the fusion core vents, and throw last nights chili in the pot!!"

Crewman "Bu-but sir! We've worked on this destroyer for years!  You couldn't possib-"

Fox "Quiet soldier.  You were generated minutes ago in our simulation.  Get the core ready to blow, and get to your escape pod."

Bridge crewman "Sir!  Inbound NPC cactus zombies via boarding parties!!  In about 90 seconds, they will be all over us."

Fox "Well, we never really had a chance. Attention everyone but the vital bridge crew!  Get to your escape pods now.  This can is going to crack one way or another..."

Crewman (comms) "Sir!  Wildcat engine destabilization in progress!  This ship has mere minutes before she goes critical!!"

Fox "Get to the lifeboats... NOW!  Bye bye satellite..."

''A few minutes pass, and the ship is evacuated. Marines and naval officers are scattered all around the planet below, and struggle to burrow underground where they won't be found by bombers. A blinding flicker flashes in the sky, and a massive EMP follows. Fox, the satellite, the NPC cactus'rs and the destroyer all are vaporized and vanish. Ensign Keyes looks up into the sky and sees small debris fall into the nearby ocean.''

Ensign Keyes: "Your move Drullkus."

Drullkus: I played my move a few turns ago. That planet is geographically unstable because I had laser satellite drones slice up the surface and penetrated the mantle of the planet. There will be massive earthquake events all around the planet, and tsunamis as well.

If you haven't noticed the massive gravational shift on the planet... Did I forget that the planet is being Glasered as we speak?