Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24652012-20141118215906/@comment-24652012-20150130185206

Goongle vs Aquamarine. In honor of goongle minus

Good old google one day sent a email to all the kings and queens of all  the clans of the native people of the planet Aquamarine just to ask 1 innocent little question. Google: "Hello, would you be so kind to let us look up your butts? we would like to know what's going on up their." And the kings and queens of Aquamarine replied "Hell no! %$#@ off you *&%$# perverts!" And google replied to their reply "You hurt my feelings, that's ok though, we will ask you again latter."

The next day good old google, the hero of our story, sent a email to all the kings and queens of all the nations of Aquamarine, saying "May we please look up your butts so we can find out what's going on in their? also we would like to advertise your business so we can prophet off of it, but only if you subscribe to google plus. " And the clans of aquamarine replied "Get lost you dead beat mooching losers, no body wants you perverts looking up their butts." And google replied "That's ok, we will ask you again latter."

The next 5 months good old google, the hero of our story, sent a email to all the kings and queens of all the nations of Aquamarine, saying "May we please look up your butts so we can find out what's going on in their? also we would like to advertise your business so we can prophet off of it, but only if you subscribe to google plus. " And the clans of aquamarine replied "Did we not already say no  3101 times? how do you keep hacking our spam filters? And good old google, the brave conquers said "That's ok, we will ask you again latter."

The next day 245 google space ships arrived and hailed the kings and queens of the clans of Aquamarine, and said to all the nations of their world "We have noticed you are magnificent merchants who make quit a prophet selling to other planets, we are not asking this time, let us advertise your business, subscribe to our services, and let us look up your butts, or your ships will never leave your planet again. Resist, and we will exterminate your entire race."

Then those horrible villains, those insolent savages the people of Aquamarine, so hatefully said to good old google "Hey google, would you like to go to hell?" And google said "No, of cores not." All over the world and from station in orbit and ships already flying launch in the direction of the google ships and the sirens reply "That's ok, we will ask you again latter."