Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20160414012405/@comment-24652012-20160430181023

(Damn, finally, they are gone. Imagine if a gigantic creature where to grab your planet by the haunches and spend the next 14 million years strait humping it, how happy would you be for it to be gone? weal that is how happy I am now that those annoying pests are finnaly gone, now as I was saying before the 14th time being interrupted and slamming my knee on my desk trying to get to them and figure out what the fuck they want!)

Swims like shark: So, when is lunch, I am starting to get hungry."

Some random human who is in the room: "I noticed you sirens get hungry a lot, how come?"

Swims like shark: "Because we are sea creatures, all sea creatures have a huge apatite. The reason is, you know how after a swim in the pool you feel hungry?"

The human: "Yep."

Swims like shark: "Weal, that's how sea creatures feel all the time."

The human: "Hmm, I never thought about it like that, I guess now I know how Jaws feels, I feel kinda bad for him now."

Swims Like Shark: "Who?"