Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27217546-20170510211607/@comment-24652012-20170615204626

A krogan (Not sure how many NPCs we took with us so I will just pull them out of my rash.) walks up to a computer.

The computer: "Welcome. Would you like a sea food pancake, a medical assistant, a room to stay in, or a map of the ship?"

Krogan: "I would like a map."

Computer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPBvMsT3prg

Krogan: "The fuck??!"

Computer: "So where is it you would like to get?"

Krogan: "Just to see the interior of the ship."

Computer: "Did you say, you wish to take a nasty shit?"

Krogan: "Interior, of, the, ship."

Computer: "To get to the bathroom first, you go through the whore house..."

Krogan: "What?"

Computer: "Over the petting zoo bridge."

Krogan: "Are you serious?"

Computer: "Then you go to..."

Krogan: "NO! I am not hear to play a stupid game, just give me a map!"

Computer: "I'm sorry, I do not cooperate with intruders, security will be hear shortly."

Krogan: "WHAT?!!"

Computer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zapgcgtdzw

The krogan is about to smash the computer, but Swims Like Shark stops him, then a pin comes out his suit's wrist, he then sticks it in the computer.

Swims like shark: "It wasn't joking about that petting zoo."

Krogan: "In English?"

The images begin to show what the places on the map really are, the so called petting zoo is a mad scientist lab where they are holding the krogan who's name escapes me.