Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-33154547-20150126113820/@comment-24750690-20150321175041

Hiddenlich wrote: Lord of the STARS wrote:

Xili Gar wrote: So what is it like in the Capital of 'Murica? Everyone flocks the streets outside the white house and no one uses toilets, no one can sleep because of the noise, the place is littered in soda cans ciggerates beer bottles and stolen underwear, the slowest way to travel is by car unless you like painting the road red, rats and cockroaches are the most dominate species, its quite great :) Basically the opposite of everyone STARS just said. Er...Nah, Stars is pretty spot on.

@Raptor: Yeah basically. It's this tiny district (not a state) between Maryland and Virginia. It's where our President lives, where the Congress does all its stuff, where most of our national monuments are...where one of the highest wealth gaps in America is...where a dissproportionate number of homeless people live...where geese sh*t everywhere. (No seriously. EVERYWHERE.)

It's basically beating heart of this thing we call America, holding all of its values close to its heart: Homeless people, buildings telling us how awesome we are, constant bickering about what the rest of America's values are, and geese sh*t. Geese sh*t everywhere.