Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20141204034243/@comment-24652012-20150110173556

Suddenly as I and commodore crystal are discussing business at yoth over coffee, our day is interrupted by the vibrative crunching sound of raptor pirates marching in the snow, the vibration knocks the cups shattering to the ground. Suddenly, all symotaniusly coming into view at once, 180 units of raptor pirates, eight hundred thousand in all, show up looking right at the fort.

Commodore crystal: "What???? but, yesterday they said they won't attack until 10 days."

Lord of the Stars: "That can only mean 1 thing, some one else must have hit them before they can hit us."

Commodore crystal: "But, theirs no one hear on this wet frozen desert of a planet but us, we are all that's hear who could have."

Lord of the Stars: "Weal maby in thinking we are all that is hear, maby we are dead wrong."

The pirate army shouts unit to unit their war chieftain giving orders, then 1 unit charges, advancing tword us....

Commodore crystal: "Let me handle this my Lord, a certain some one needs to be shown I know what I'm doing."

Lord of the Stars: "Granted."

The unit comes closer, closer, closer.....

Commodore crystal: "All warriors get ready to fire in ranks on my command."

the enemy continues to advance

commodore crystal: "Ready, aim..... FIIIRRRE"

as the advancing raptor pirates are fired apon they toss their riffles, baunets impale into the snow and they just stand their mocking us

Commodore crystal: "Rerank.... fire!"

the enemy do nothing to attack, they just stay in range mocking us

commodore crystal: "Rerank..... fire"

more pirates are dropped, yet they just stand their mocking us

commodore crystal: "Free command, fire at will"

the raptor pirates just continue to stand their mocking instead of fighting them.

Commodore crystal: "My Lord, what is the matter with them, why don't they fight?"

Lord of the Stars: "Their counting our guns."

Commodore crystal: "WHAT???"

Lord of the Stars: "Their counting our guns, can't you see their leader up their? he's testing our firing power on the lives of his pirates."

Commodore crystal: "Uhhh, I knew that."

suddenly the pirate leader orders the army to retreat, as quickly as they shown up, they disarear."

Commodore crystal: "Any orders Stars?"

Lord of the Stars: "They will be back, but before they return, I want to know who hit them before they said they will hit us. Get a team ready, fire up the communication devices and broadcast, I want to know who else is hear."