Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20151030035045/@comment-24652012-20151109012054

Mean while Lord of the Stars is at the tavern.

Lord of the Stars: "Another round of Cattoonie mead please."

The bar tender for some reason speaks in a British ascent despite the fact that England doesn't exist in this galaxy: "Sir, don't you think you've had enough? how do you have so much money to just waste anyway?"

Stars: "I'll tell you when I had enough, and I'll tell you how I have so much money. I was a pirate once, until the adventure ran out, Ha! Ha!" he says speaking loud enough his glass vibrates next to him.

Drunken Stars continues: "And I am sick and tired of getting the spam in the yellow bar that says I need to confirm my email. I have a account, is that not enough? Ruby berry brandy, now! *tosses a ruby to pay for it as a joke* "Its not even often I get to play as my self, most RPs these days are something my talent does not extend to, like having to play as a human, or something from star wars, and I only recently have a chance to play as a kig-yar again!

Somewhere in the bay a Grabber egg has hatched and is crawling through the city in the hammering rain storm. It goes through much the same as in one of those movies where a annoying character is sneaking through security and the only reason the guards are not noticing is because their completely stupid.

Bar Tender: "Then why not make your own RP?"

Drunken Stars: "Do you really think I haven't tried that? this is already my second successful one this year, my threads aren't replied on, especially the ones asking what about my RPs to change to get people to like them again, I spend most of my time online utterly board and not able to truly play with anyone. The other RP is going good at least, but that's only because I didn't make that one. Now my fleets collect dust, I have no purpose, no use, no meaning. All I can do is try to remember the fading memory of my adventure. I feel broken, stressed, and I actually have to go to the real world to get away from the bordom!"

And after struggling between decision to leave and stay, now I lost my profile photo and because of technical crap, I can't replace.....

The octopus like hatchling breaks through the window jumping into the tavern, Stars reaches for a weapon but is to slow, the infant monster sticks him with its harpoon like tong, pulling him in and latching on with its tentacles and begins sucking his blood, Stars angry enraged and in defense mode fights to get it off, getting it off is surprisingly easy, and the creature begins vomiting purple blood back up, the blood smells like amillion open beer bottles rotting in the hot sun. Stars grabs the table cloth and raps the creature up and ties the newly folded bag shut...

Mean while back where Swims Like Shark is on his call: "Think about it, we by culture want to have a symbiotic relationship with other life forms, its what we do. But you MR chat empire, your dead, over, gone! The new galactic republic represent humanity now, a alliance with them is a..... hold on I have a more important call....

yes?.... ok good.

Good news, you don't have to tempt me to register for a all out war anymore, someone else already captured one alive, its being sent to a lab as we speak. So, while your still on, wanna talk about why test scores on this planet have skyrocketed? Its a funny story really, see, their is this new at sea school program, where students can.....

Scene goes black....