Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20151030035045/@comment-24652012-20160207231912

Swims like shark: "If your elite enough you may just eat lobster and kelp while over seeing people doing your chores for you. Now, their are simulations you are suppose to hack. If we still lived in the days kig-yar hated unggoy and where bullies to them, this simulation, if you ace this test if a kig-yar so much as gave you a dirty look the others would beat him up for the next 4 months."

Now, in this simulation, your in a pirate crew, the chat guards are already dead, but the chat have set the ship to self destruct to avoid it being captured and added to the fleets of the good guys as anti chat military. The count down is 20 minuets 34 seconds, if you hack the computer in any way shape or form and shut off the  self destruct, then hack the fail safe to allow the crew to use the ships engine, your victory reward is a big cake all for you. As soon as you say the word ready, it will unpause."

Suddenly you find your self in a chat starship with a computer in front of you. The scenery smells of fried flesh and burning mettle, theirs a space pirate holding a fire extinguisher frozen in running animation. Theirs a dead chat elite heavy guard with his hand on the big red button.

"Now, don't hack, until it unpauses."