Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25316824-20150622044553/@comment-25316824-20150714150623

The women skrieks and quickly puts back on her clothes while screaming "RAPE!. RAPE!" at the top of her lungs.

Nikoli "Don't go!  You still need to grow a dick!"

Women "What?!  Get away from me you monster!  RAPE!  RAPE!...."

Nikoli pulls out a condom.

Nikoli (to condom) "Explain."

Talking Condom "All my friend could find at the store were homosexual condoms.  Its not my fault that everybody picked up all the straight and bisexual ones for the end of the war celebrations."

A man walks into the bar in response to the woman's screams. He shoots an electric net over Nikoli. Nikoli is zapped into a concussion. He blacks out.

When he wakes up he is next to fox.

Nikoli "FOX!  How did you get here?  Where are we?"