Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-23782751-20140528024550/@comment-24750690-20140725205322

1hs444 wrote: Honestly, I think STARS was serious. xD

But STARS, lemme speak your language. Master Chief had to have been right along side of Morgan Freeman, where he said "I need a light rifle weapon",  and Morgan Freeman mistook him with light, and gave the world light. Then Chuck Norris swooped in, and killed everyone but the chief. The chief shrunk to the size of a child, and waited until 2517 where he'd be abducted to save the world. But your logic stil falls apart! Halo 4 wouldn't happen for billions (or if your using the condensed version, thousands) of years later. The light rifle wasn't there for MC to need...

...Or maybe that's why he needed it...

BTW, those president's names run together. I'm just glad STARS realized Washington's first name was George. In other news, George Clooney will be playing George Washington in the newest mandatory movie about the Revolution...