Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20150114172018/@comment-24652012-20150124213009


 * Madam celestial Saber and Commodore hurricane are having a relaxing conversation:

Madam Celestial Saber: "I have noticed, you like to model your ship hulls off of the shape of swimming animals, but I am curios, on your planet what is the largest swimming animal of them all?"

Commodore Hurricane: "That would be the 12 blowhole whale."

Madam celestial saber: "12 blowholes? how do they not drowned having so many noises on their back?"

Commodore Hurricane: "Weal first off, most of their bodies mussels are focused on them noises, they can seal them shut individually and with powerful lungs and mussels they can spew water like aquatic popping volcanoes. Secondly, most of the year the center blowhole is all they use while the other 11 hibernate most of the year until hormones wake them up so they can open."

Madam celestial Saber: "What in the world do they use them for?"

Commodore hurricane: "Display, and nothing else."

Madam celestial Saber: "Are they friendly?"

Commodore hurricane: "So long as you mind your distance, they have baleen instead of teeth but they will swat you with their tail if you get to close."

Madam celestial saber: "Why would they swat someone?"

A flying insect begins to pester the beautiful female Kig-yar, she draws her sword and slices the insect in half.

Commodore hurricane: "I see the insects on this planet have comical timing, you just answered your own question."