Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-23782751-20140528024550/@comment-23782751-20141015144312

An army of Cabooses would be the ideal army.

Just never, ever, ever EVER give them Pistols, Assault Rifles, Battle Rifles, Scorpions, Warthogs, Mongeese, Spike Grenades, Plasma Grenades, Frag Grenades, Firebomb Grenades, Power Drains, Jet Packs, Plasma Weapons, Energy Swords, Teleportation Cubes, Gravity Hammers, Ghosts, Wraiths, Longswords, Pelicans, Phantoms, Spirits, Frigates, Cruisers, Destroyers, ODP's, Carriers, Supercarriers and never, ever, EVER give them a Sniper Rifle.