Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24652012-20160219035239

Oh thdf, how many holidays hath tho missed? Let me count the days.

April fools day: 0

Christmas: at least once perhaps twice

Valentines day: That one's on me. Because its my fault. I killed Eros. With a bow.

July 4: Sorry but no body cares about July 4, see in order to celebrate independence with out looking like a ideot, first you would have to have it. Only independence you have is from the bloody British. Which is I suppose still worth celebrating.

Halloween: Actually no, its called Samhane. I don't care what a pope in the dark ages said leave other peoples holidays alone. But yah, 3 times in a row. I'm honestly proud of that.

Easter: Not a single time not missing that one. The hatching of kig-yar children does not count, that's motherhood-childhood day. Which btw we also missed many times.

Mothers day: This one don't count, none of us have mothers because our last time seeing them was in a school ditch in 4rth grade.

Fathers day: Also don't count, as we are all bastards.

Birthdays: Lets make a poll and vote on that one.

Sant Patrick's day: Not once not missed.

Sant Colombia Day: No one even remembers him, he was basically just the same thing sant Patrick was.

Leaf Erikson Day: No I am not a sponge bob fan I believe in what is true and right. Leaf Erikson sailed to America first, Christopher Colombes can just go fu#@ him sell in hell.

Free command. Fill in any that I missed at will. 