Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20150114172018/@comment-24652012-20150129173901

On the unknown planet:

Madam celestial Saber and a Siren are together interrogating a mysterious human prisoner.

Madam celestial Saber: "Now, before I ask you any questions please know, you will not be ill treated. Unless I start to give up at getting information out of you or you piss me off. Tell me, are you hungry?"

Mysterios human prisoner: "I'm very hungry, why? do I have to eat?"

Madam celestial Saber: "Dosel, get our pri.... guest some food."

The siren: "Aye aye ally queen." He swims off, then brings back a large crab, holding it by the pinchers so its harmless. The siren: "Hear you go, nice tasty crab." The crab wiggles around hissing.

Mysterious human prisoner: "Gods, I can't eat that!!!"

Siren: "What are you talking about? your a omnivore."

Human: "Yah but my body is weaker then yours, I need to eat it cooked."

Siren: "What is, cooked?"

Human: "You know, its when you slightly burn something to kill the bacteria and make it more tender."

The siren impales the crab onto his spear, then unleashes a large amount of electricity into the crab, it sizzles and pops, then he dips it in the water to cool it so it don't burn the humans thin skinned hands. "It is cooked."

Human: "That's more like it."

madam celestial saber brings the crab to him and deshells it so he can eat. "Now, who are you people and why have you kidnaped and killed some of us."

Human: "We are....."

Suddenly a large and terrifying thing swims toward the siren.

Siren: "Wha whwhat is this thing, swimming toward me?" he slowly swims away from it, it peruses faster, he swims faster, it swims faster, then he jumps into the ship, not having legs or a exo suit he uses his fins and arms to slowly crawl like a seal, holding his breath unable to breath air.

The creature starts ramming its self into the ship.

Madam celestial Saber grabs a beam rifle and points it at the sea monster.

Siren: "That weapon won't kill a creature that large, you will only piss it off."

Madam celestial Saber: "If this thing keeps ramming the crashed ship it may loosen it from its foundation, and we will be subject to drift and the current may carry us off, we will be separated from everyone else, I have to kill it with something. Children, get the house and keep dorsel's gills wet so he can breath, I will be right back." She runs inside, the children obey mother, the sea beast rams the ship more, trying to knock some one over board, the prisoner screams.

Madam celestial saber gets to the controls of a plasma cannon and charges it, pointing at the sea creature.... "Say goodbye mother...." she fires a bright red plasma torpedo, the creature explodes filling the water with blood and flesh

A child: "What was that thing mommy?"

Madam celestial Saber: "What thing? all I see is someone dumped some perfectly good cans of tuna." *snickering*

The human is still freaking out

Madam celestial Saber: "Calm down, its just a fish." She helps the siren get back to the water. "On Aquamarine facing large and terrifying creatures like that is every day life yes? how do you survive?"

The siren: "Weal, today we saw one method that worked. We won't need to go hunting for awhile."

(Nikolio, the human prisoner is one of your characters yes?)