Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24652012-20160217005950/@comment-23782751-20160318000950

L377UC3 wrote: Lord of the STARS wrote: I.... I don't get it.... you look like lettuce, you sound like lettuce, you smell like lettuce, *suddenly starts licking you* you taste like lettuce, you feel like lettuce... No, impossible! your dead! *draws a human magnum* Stay away from me hallucinations, stay away from me!!! (Dramatic music plays.)

"Listen Stars - listen! I know it's hard to believe! I know it's been a long time - but I'm here! I'm right here! I'm real - damn it - I'm real!! BELIEVE ME!!" Only if I could believe that you weren't a cyborg head of lettuce. *lets go and L377UC3 falls off cliff*