Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-4794494-20140817202813/@comment-24652012-20140918163012

Computer: Incoming call from, home base: Madam Celestial Saber comes onscreen: "Hello hansom, just wanted to know how the conquest of Mu Gasto is going, let me guess, nothing has happened yet...."

Lord of the Stars: "Oh I got sick and tired of nothing happening.... at all, so I am focusing my entire half of the navy on Beta Maximus 35b, once that is done we can join up with the Sangheili field marshall and finish Mu Gasto our selves."

Madam Celestial Saber: "A excellent move, wouldn't want your talents wasted sitting in space doing nothing, I personally wish I could just have a baby sitter care for the children and guard the base so I can bring 9/10ths of my half of the navy to join you in battle, we would have conquered 3 planets by now."

Lord of the Stars: "I wish we thought to do that earlier, with more ground occupied we can build our forces enough to kick the chat off their seat of galactic power 3 planets easier. I personally have found a place on Beta Maximus 35b to build a new base. Its at a swamp, a swamp to most people don't sound like a place to live, but this swamp has wild life for meat, fruit and nuts in almost every tree, the soil is fertile, its fed by 8 lakes and 86 rivers, (perfect to build war ship docks their.) and its soil is fertile because of a volcano, perfect to grow water grain, and you can pluck gems and mettles right out of the miry clay! In the right hands, one can get very rich off that land in a hand full of months!"

Madam celestial saber: "I like swamps anyway, I don't see why everyone hates them just because of mud that can be showered off! The bugs can be repelled with my resepee for repellent, the crocking frogs are charming... hey that reminds me, how is the commodore who held command of your forces while you where let down at Mu Gasto?"

Lord of the Stars: "He is collecting a team to go build that base right now, also he has a girl friend :) and he made her a very nice looking suit of armor."

Madam Celestial Saber: "Hey, have I every told you about the time a chat admin sent a bounty hunter after me, but then I counterfeited his hand writing and mailing account, send a box to the admin who sent him, left a note that said it was from him, and guess what I had put in it?"

Lord of the Stars: " was it a bomb?"

Madam Celestial Saber: "even better, it was the bounty hunters head!!"


 * both continue laughing*

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