Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-8992692-20140711024449/@comment-24750690-20140903182222

Lord of the STARS wrote: do you ever get tired of holding your thumb out? Lol. I don't know why I found that so funny.

But no, actually. This guy broke my thumb always sticks straight up. I can't bend my elbow because of a football/skiing/jaywalking accident. My smile is actually being held on by a complex system of wires and hooks and other impliments of torture. If you look really close at the picture you can kind of see it. My other arm has been glued to my hip. He's also sawed off my legs, and forced me to take a picture in front of his white, unmarked van that actually doesn't have candy in it - as I've figured out.

On top of all that he broke my glasses and is forcing me to wear stupid, dry contacts that itch and hurt and burn and for the love of dinofoxes please get me out of here. I'm at 666 drive North Hellisburg and I am being held against my will. Please come quickly and bring another pair of glasses.

(Was that dark enough for you Fox?)