Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-23782751-20140422145629/@comment-24652012-20140424220106

A human solder: Hey Lord of the Stars, aren't kig-yar, jackals, what ever you prefer, aren't you guys carnavores? Lord of the stars: Yes, yes we are.:) Human solder: Then why are you eating a bowl of boiled Swiss chard? Lord of the Stars: Uuuuuh, i'll answer in code incase lumiya hears me, but uh, its a completely inexpensive way to avoid the cost of a, uh, a.d.p. Human: what's a a.... ooooh, sorry I asked :( Lord of the Stars: Was their something you wanted to ask before this question was inspired? Human: uuuuh, yes, I noticed your fleet is preparing for something, and are getting ready to yet again leave the presence of the rest of team heretic, why? Lord of the stars: Weal, assuming your not a spy, my sources tell me their is a large and strong chat empire invasion fleet coming this way, my fleet are going to play decoy to keep them from confirming and attacking the rest of team heretics location/position. Human: so, Swiss chard aye? good source of iron. :) Lord of the stars: *Snickering* hey, maybe it will turn my blood red like yours. Human: untel its residue is not their anymore maby..... hey uuuh, great pirate caption, just out of couirosity, hypothedicly, what if they already now where they are heading to attack ingnore your decoy and attack the others? Lord of the Stars: Then I am making a grave mistake going where my fleet will have to take time returning to protect my allies. Human: Soooo, you would risk that? Lord of the Stars: if they do take my decoy and don't know, is just as much a 50 for good as if I'm wrong a 50 for bad. Besides, they have plenty to protect them well enough for me to get back in time.... I hope. Human: why not just take half your fleet and leave the other half to guard? I am about to kiss him for his brilliance.... human: Ahhahah, no, you need lips for that, I have fragile skin. Right, sorry.