Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20140510062012

Recently I have just got word from my head doctor onboard the vengeful vandal (my flag ship) and I do not at all like his report. I hate it, I apsalotly hate it, but even a fleet master is subject to the orders of his doctor. He said that my health is in very bad shape and isn't going to improve, but that the only cure is to spend a hell of a lot more time being embarrassed in front of the crew. Fine, in that case I decided how to willingly take this abuse, I though, how would other members of the wiki do if they attempted to use me as a npc in my absence when I am needed for a sean. After almost 3 seconds of imagining how another person would roll play me I decided it will do the job perfectly. That's right, when/if you have time you can post a comment hear as alittle fan fiction impression and roll play me. Ya really, you ever make impressions of Lord of the Stars behind his back? weal now you can make impressions of me in front of my back with out ending up needing a doctor. Ya go for it, roll play me, give it a try, have fun, just remember your enactments will not be counted as canon so that you can't do something like say, imagine me crawling in a giant lizards belly to find out what being digested feels like and it actually happen. Go ahead, let it began..... i'll look for a stronger pain medication for when you start in the mean time. Assuming it sooths emotional pain. Rules, #1 no cussing, that's a bit below the belt and a Obvious sine of deliberate insult. #2 their is to be no mention of kig-yar children who have not yet hatched being harmed. #3, unggoy can't participate. They would go to far after just the 3rd word. rule #4, if you are going to roll play me to make fun of me on purpose, make it look hard to tell it was intentional. rule#5 if you think insulting me is fun, no having fun. Although it may be possible the rules will be rewritten by fox or some one else who out ranks me. I hope not but what can I do about it? rule# 5, please love me. Maybe give me a hug later to tell me you didn't mean it? 