Log of the Intergalactic Diplomacy

2 Star Crafts have been launched deeper into space then ever yet before. This space program is under watch by a 3 way system, a system being monitored by a space station in the Ptranosaurian galaxy.

Watching both by the monitoring of the station, the ship, and the eyes of the first 2 galacticnauts eyes through their brain implants, the signal is monitored by only the most elite members of the galaxy before it will be declassified to the public.

On a floating city 450000ft in the sky hovering in the clouds, in the center a gravity lift beaming up a pillar of lava from a volcano below, on a unknown planet, in the capital of the city is a great palace, and on the thrown sits a Ptranosaurian, watching 6 screens.

One of the Ptranosaurian officers speaks: "Your Majesty, the 2 diplomats have arrived at the new galaxy, right on calculation."

The one in the thrown smiles: "Excellent!"

The officer seems unease.

The one on the thrown notices "My good man, you are in the presence of Emperor Ptrano-Kaminao-moto-shen-rah-karrRin, Why do you seem upset? tell me what troubles you, their is nothing I cannot do to make it better."

The officer: "My Emperor, I do not see the logic in this plan. You send only 2 diplomats bring world peace to a entire galaxy? How do you even know the savages won't shoot them on sight with their primitive weapons, let alone even welcome them?"

Emperor Ptrano-kaminao-moto-shen-rah-karrRin: "We can hope they will Harnan-ratan. We can hope they will."

Officer Harnan-ratan: "Hope? a extra galactic diplomatic mission, and success is based on hope? With all do respect, how can you be sure this is going to work?"

Emperor Ptrano-kaminao-moto-shen-rah-KarrRin: "Watch, both sides are responding to their guests. We will see how their plea for invitation goes."

4 weeks latter

Emperor: "Weal, so far the results are as expected."

Officer: "Expected? But, your majesty, 0 progress made as of yet, Diplomat Kamin-natona-havaca-toom-hym has malnutrition and has abandon the facility he was LOCKED UP AND NEGLECTED IN, to SURVIVE, and find his wife, has shown appearance of hostility tword a native, and we have lost contact with the other diplomat the entire arrival. She is either mia kia or still hasn't come out of her travel pod."

The emperor: Exactly.

The Officer: "And you still think this is going to WORK????!"

Emperor: "You don't get it do you? All has gone Exactly according to plan, I want them to fail."

Officer: "But then the fleet for plan B! They where suppose to keep it from being necessary to bring blood shed. Your majesty! Our people are about keeping peace, not starting wars!"

Emperor: "Its called propaganda, my military needs to believe they are doing the right thing by following my orders, exactly as I command. I grow tired of peace, I have ruled this galaxy for 7000 years, and I grow board with it. Its time we bring back the age of expanding and growing our empire onto a extra galactic scale. And you, will speak nothing of it, to anyone, or you will mysteriously disappear. Got it?"

The officer: "Sigh.... Yes emperor. But, what if they don't fail their diplomatic mission? Even you are bound by your oaths."

Emperor: "Does one have to keep a promise, that he knows they won't have to make. If a merical happens of corse I will keep my word and call off the invasion.... Hmm hmm hmm but I won't have to." he says tapping the arm of his thrown with his claws "Because they will fail. Their mission is impossible. As planed."

Hours latter at the palace of the Ptranosaurian empire, the emperor and his most trusted officer watch the screen, viewing the progress of the diplomats.

The officer: "It would seem the native savages have misinterpreted your message to them your grace, they think we want to take control of their galaxy and have no plans to back off if they show us they are in fact capable of governing their own people."

The Emperor: "Most unfortunate, this simple minded creatures jump to the extream, looks like the diplomats will fail, but our armada will not."

The officer: "Of corse, having observed their galaxy for so long, we already knew about their nature to jump to a dramatic conclusion. And it doesn't help that we SILL sent them in brainwashed to give a loaded message DESIGNED to trigger their lust for a war!" Harnan-ratan says in a disgusted tone out of protest.

The Emperor: "Are you questioning my jurisdiction?"

The officer: "6043 years ago you said a true leader should be questioned, so it be he may prove him self and his people will remember his wisdom deems him indeed worthy. Are you still that same leader? With all due respect if we went to war with them it would be like cattle againced the butcher, they would be defenseless. Have you gone mad?"

Ptrano-kaminao-moto-shen-rah-KarrRin begins to grow irritated.

The officer continues to speak out of line: "And if you attack those who are defenseless, then you are no Ptranosaurian, your a coward!"

Having heard enough the emperor grabs his officer by the throat igniting a sword of fire: "If you EVER, call me a coward again, I will kill you! Is that understood?"

The officer nods fearfully.

"And don't you forget your place again!" He releases him, and resumes watching the broadcast from the station.

Hours latter in the Ptranosaurian palace.

The officer: "I can't bear to watch, Kamin-natona-hacava-toom-hym is completely ignorant as to the natives interpretation on the message."

The emperor chuckles with mischief.

The officer: "Herronuna-ackuak-him has been awaken, this can only get worse." he says feeling horrible about the situation. "This is bad.... wait, their may be a glimmer of hope...."

The emperor: "What are you talking about? she is starting to catch on. *grumbling while tapping his thrown arm rest with his claws* "Still 15 years to reach their galaxy, all I can do is watch. Can't have our pawns realize their being played."

The officer: "So, if they don't fail their mission?"

The Emperor: "Please, do shut up, your as annoying as a swarm of insects."

Hours latter the Emperor watches the final chapter in the diplomats mission.

Mean while, the 2 diplomats are traveling through slip space in their ship, they give their final report. "This is Diplomat Kamin-natona-hacava-toom-hym. Me and my wife have gotten so close, but in the end, we had to simply face facts. The natives of this galaxy cannot be negotiated with. The only thing they understand is war. When ever we would speak of peace, they hear it as though its just another form of war. When we warned them they may soon have a war with us, they welcomed the possibility with open arms. We have decided to except our failure, thus we give you our resignation. We have failed our mission, and their for we are no longer Ptranosaurians, as it is againced our way to fail. Please forgive the shame we have brought on. We will disappear to a remote world, just the 2 of us, set our ship to self destruct, put our tools in with it, and just live off the land as we did in the iron age. We will tell no one which planet to we will go, as we do not want to be bothered. Not by the treat of being drafted to fight these people, not by the natives who despise us because of the burden of your message. Their so far from civilization they even considered killing us for delivering the message. Our last request before we disable communications, is when your mighty conquering fleet comes, please, go easy on them. I have seen their orbital defense, at their military capacity compared to ours, they would not have the luxury of being able to call it any more then a massacre. So I hope your sure you want that stain on Ptranosaurian honor. End final transmission."

As the message is sent, the 2 go to the machine at the galactic travil pod and stand their. The machine injects them with a surige instantly numbing all pain, they stand in a transe like state as it surgically removes the implants from their brains, and puts them into a incinerator. The wound it then stitched up and a beam of light regenerates the flesh healing it instantly. They then put the coords into the navigation, then, as its set, they cut out the com unit.