Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20141204034243/@comment-25336455-20150106142914

The Teabagger receives a distress call from a cruise ship called the SS Arno:

"Hello, Hello! To the Teabagger, this is Nin' Jamamee, a Heretic! We need help! These... things are attacking passengers and we can't get rid of them! What are they called, Kate? Oh yes, Xenu...Xenar.... Xenomorphs! Whatever, just come help, quick. Nin' out."