Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27217546-20161215235008/@comment-27217546-20161216123129

Lord of the STARS wrote: Oh, new thread, ok.

Lord of the STARS wrote: Step 1: The shaft. Siren spearshafts are made from either metal or a rod of coral. To get this to work right their are 2 options.

Option 1: A metal broomstick. With this the work is already done for you.

Option 2: A wooden broomstick. Sirens seldom ever use wood except in swamp planet colonies where trees are common, and their is no way to get wood to look like coral so if you get a wooden broomstick, then wrap it in tinfoil until it is durable and then use ductape to get it to stay their. Don't worry, ducktape looks just like kevilar so no ofentisity lost.

Step 2: The spearheads.

For this you will need to buy plastic toy broadswords. Use only flatplastic blades. Keep in mind if you are in a country like the USA their are only 2 options for plastic sword flatblades.

Shitty quality

Or crappy shitty quality

So, you will need to buy 9 toy swords.

Where the tip of the blade is measure it to cut off part of the blade. You want pieces that are about 4 inches and 9/11ths of an inch.

For the center spearhead give it 4 backward curved barbs by carving into the blades. On the left and right 1 or 2 backward curved barbs facing where it would hook a fish in a near miss when thrusting for them.

Once this is done take all your spearheads and each one layer it together with glue so it has 3 layers and that you then only have 3 spearheads.

Step 3: Putting it together.

What you want to do now is get a small broomhead, the kind for comfortably weeping debree into a dust pan, and cut the broom bristle off. Then, attach the spearheads to the broomhead and then to the broomstick.

Step 4: The generator pommels.

On the very bottom of the spear and just behind the triple tooth spear point either use layered toilet paper rolls tinfoil and ductape, or tin for and ductape, or just ductape to make the parts that run from the back through the middle of the rod and into the front. With this the trident can now inject a electric tazing shock into anything you stab. This can be toggled by the user to inject more or less volts at a time and has a off setting to avoid accidental harm much like the safety on a gun.

Congratulations, you now have your very own trident used by the people of the planet Aquamarine in the THDF universe. Now you can brag to your nerdy friends who only use fishing poles that you know how to do spear fishing like a real man!

Keep in mind these are only basic instructions. If you feel like making a different stile or feel like you can improve on the design go for it, sirens hardly ever buy tridents, they are usually home made unless someone else is better at it and then they do trade. Holy shiz that was a long and intresting read, with that much effort i am supprised you havent made it yet