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Lets insult the chat empire during business meeting. :)
Hey mr chat empire high council, I noticed you hoisting a meeting about "declaring war on us." I do have 1 request before you do....When you send your next fleet to attack us, can you please send a fleet of 2400 ships that are completely unarmed, you know, guns haven't been fitted on them, crew members only have their bare hands and no armor, oh and fill the cargo holds with all kinds of gems crystals mettles resources, the whole shebang, oh and I want the crew to be fed only a all natural diet and no drugs, seasoned with mariners steak seasoning. Oh and if any female kig-yar are in your army who would weather be on our side, send them and i'll give them a place in the crew. Oh, and last gift basket you sent me had a little behaver issues, as I went to feast on them they shot at me, please tell them not to do that next time and its not ok to play with guns. Oh and can you load a few thousand creates down with blue prints for the technology needed to defend my self if the next gift you send me forgets that their not suppose to shoot back? Oh and also, next ship you give me, if it isn't going to have a nice paint job please put paint in the cargo holds ok? plus it doesn't help any when ships shoot at me at I take them as free gifts from my chat friends, it makes me have to damage the ships before I take them for their naughty behaver. Plus they then are no longer in mint condition. Oh and can you give them less retarded names? renaming the ships you give me for free that keep accidently shooting back is tough work. What you say, my request able to go on the menu? --. [[User:Lord of the STARS i may posably be the son of pirate prince, this is not confurmed. 02:14, May 2, 2014 (UTC)