Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20160225200619/@comment-24652012-20160313204151

1:28 PM

Gar'uut: "Hey Swims Like Shark, check a look at this." He shows him a potato that he has finished growing in the native soil, it is 3 times the size of an egg plant. "This is actually pretty small, considering this potatoes ancestor is of the soil of New Eden, and thus a very strong gen pool."

Swims like shark: "Hmmm cool, mind if I see that?"

Gar'uut: "Sure."

Swims Like Shark impales the potato onto his war harpoon like one would put a marshmallow on the tip of a rapier before roasting it over a flame. "Now, you might want to stand back."

Gar'uut: "Why? what are you...."

Swims like shark: "Stand back please."

Gar'uut gains some distance.

Swims Like Shark suddenly releases so much high voltage into the potato through his harpoon that the flash cooking pressurizes the boiling liquids in the potato, much the same as cooking a potato in a microwave with out punching holes in it, causing it to explode with the force of a anti tank grenade."

Gar'uut: "Jesus Christ! Dude, people are suppose to eat these things, not treat them like their some kind of God damn toy to be played with."

Swims Like Shark: "I know, I just couldn't resist."

Gar'uut: "Anyway, this isn't even my first success growing things in this soil, I also had preveiose successes with garlic and swiss chard, I hope this don't seem boring to you, its important. See, a planet you can grow crops in the soil with out use of a bio dome, is proof their is hope it can support life, and evidence that we are right in our colonial efforts."

Swims Like Shark: "I know, that would be very exiting, but I miss potato."

Gar'uut: "Then why did you blow it up?"

Swims Like Shark: "No no no, I meant the other potato."

Gar'uut: "Oh."