Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-4794494-20141014230422/@comment-24652012-20141119204018

Dear, last time I got this stupid com device to work, I got a report that one of my units where attacked by a, mermaid? Are they that traumatized?

Madam Celestial Saber: "Nagga???? hear????"

Lord of the Stars: "Their real?"

Madam celestial saber: "Yes, and very deadly".

Lord of the Stars: "But, I thought mermaids where peaceful".

Madam Celestial Saber: "Stars, have you ever, read, the stories? at sea they have been known to trick sailors into crashing their ships into rocks, then they laugh as they drown, what about that do you find, *finger quotes* "peaceful"?

Lord of the Stars: "What other fairy tail creatures are real?"

Madam Celestial Saber: "Oh I don't know of very many, just fairies, vampires and dragons, non of which I can get to join my cause, who needs the fairies anyway? they won't talk to me just because they think pirates liking shinny things will steal the slip space crystals they use to open travel gaits rather then using ships, pretty worthless for a race with tier 1 tec."

Lord of the Stars: "This universe is very stra....."

Prisoner: "Heloooooo, what day do you plan to give me a real interrogation? don't you want to know the names of your betrayers????"

Madam Celestial saber: "Sorry, I forgot.... now, since you spent the last few how ever long its been admitting all the Intel you know, lets begin.... *injects a needle into him* now it will take 10 minuets, that syringe was filled with a chemical called, pandemonium, and when it takes effect, it will increase your pain receptors so much I won't actually have to do your body actual harm. Now, start telling names."