Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-8992692-20140428163856/@comment-24652012-20150128235830

Or how about this, the god who created the universe is named steve, and he created the universe by testing his powers to make nothing explode, and nothing exploding because steve is so powerful created shrapnel, and then he tested his powers to make things form to gather, and created the first planet in the thdf universe, then he wanted to test his power to make a explosion continue to explode for as long as he can, and this created the first star and the planet took orbit. Then steve decided he was thirsty, and created water, and the planet then had a sea. Then steve masturbated on the beach, and all of his sperm died but 1, and this single celled organism was washed into the sea and evolved into a tribe of fish, the fish grew legs and became frogs, the frogs grew tails and became lizards, the lizards became dinosaurs, the dinosaurs became birds, the birds became mammals, and 1 of the mammals born who's name was king chat, discovered fire and formed a empire.

This is how the thdf universe began, from the single star single planet and single cell a galaxy evolved. Give me a better answer or I will make this canon.