Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-4794494-20141014230422/@comment-23782751-20141118002103

(Well, with permission, and the additional security of a 8km long supercarrier, I am sure STARS wouldn't mind letting me into his palace.  I'm going ahead with that.  Also, for a short time, my profile pic will be Foxy the Pirate Fox from FNAF.)

''Fox gets his Scout Armor ready, and pulls out his Charge Shot Blaster, and leaves the neck of the ship. While slowly trotting down the hallway, Fox looks at his TACPAD mounted on his wrist.''

Click!

Fox: "Attention! Hailing Lord of the STARS.  Come in please."

STARS: "Hello Fox hows things?"

Fox: "Not the greatest for me, but your colony seems to be having quite the day."

STARS: "Indeed it is.  Why do you call?"

Fox: "I've come to extract you from your current... situation."

STARS: "Thank you, but no thank you.  My guards and skirmishers have the situation perfectly under control."

Fox: "Oh really?  Black Fang knows exactly where you are.  They almost poisoned you, and given their access to nearly anyone, or anything, I think they could get you killed."

STARS: "Absolute nonsense!  My palace is indestructible!"

Fox: "But the minds of greedy pirates and guards aren't. Sigh, I hope your military is stable enough to stop loyal ones from turning into turncoats."

STARS: "We have 12345 ships ready to go at any given time!!  Ask anyone!"

Fox: "Face it STARS, your closest guards are susceptible to bribes."

STARS: "My military would never!"

Fox: "Fine. But I would appreciate access to your facility to ensure your safety."

STARS: "But... I have a-"

Fox: "Give it some time, then make your choice. Remember, you don't know who poisoned your food.  Could have been one of your own.  Fox out."

Click!

Fox: "Bay 7, prepare my special shuttle for departure."

STARS: "Yes sir!"