Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24652012-20140511220453/@comment-24750690-20140511233107

Attention all Chat personal, this is Private Bowl O'Lettuce. You may have heard of me. I lead our forces to victory over...actually, wait that was Fox. I slaughtered seventy enemy...Hang on, that was DMR. I spent cycles keeping your forces at bay, alone...nope-Raptor. I entered single combat with...oh gosh, that's DMR again!!

Forget it. Just shoot us if you want or be nice people and don't, but I'm going back to the couch. They don't call me "Lettuce" for nothing!