Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3023564-20141026194405/@comment-3023564-20141107001906

Drullkus: Schrodinger, let's stop carving the planet's surface. Some people actually want this planet.

Schrodinger: Yes my Artificer. Units, cease planetary fire! Retreat to the main fleet and allow allies to take control.

Drullkus: Alright, you republic lot. I have a friendly warning about the planet. We've done serious damage to the cities, so you're going to experience a few natural disasters. Some disasters. Ok actually, lots. You're going to see lots of seismic activity from the plates that we've been cutting up and a lot of the buildings have had their structural integrity compromised.

Also you're going to get some weird sunsets from the Lumium-Laser Radiation in the atmosphere. It's definitely harmless but it'll be shifting colors around in the light spectrum a little so watch out for mirages that affect optical devices, microwaves, and radio towers. On the other hand, Gamma shielding. Awesome.

Hold on.

Drullkus makes a pause and makes a long OOOOOH at a revelation.

Drullkus: THAT'S how you make Gamma shieldings! After years of figuring out how to block Gamma rays, that's you shield gamma rays! Awesome! The bane of Gamma-Beam Turrets!