Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-8992692-20140727143551/@comment-24750690-20141201154021

idk what letter we're on so I'll say F and J. Just in case.

I'm kind of suprised that roller coasters don't kill me. I used to hate drops like that, the weightlessness and the fact that your heart basically explodes in your chest. Somehow I got over that. Now it's just the annoying clicking as you go up the hill that freaks me out. I swear they make those things as loud as possible so you can hear it taunt you with it's schemes to kill you.

The only thing I can't stand about roller coasters are my eyes. They suck at being eyes. Without my glasses, even the computer screen 18 inches from my face is blurry. I can never tell whether the staff will let me ride a roller coaster with my glasses, most of the time they don't so I can't see anything. Once I thought I could circumvent this and wear contacts on a roller coaster.

You do not know pain until you're sobbing in an unwashed locker room with three other older dudes watching you rip out dry, brittle pieces of plastic from your throbbing, burning eyes.