Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27217546-20170617223722/@comment-24652012-20171225012627

You know I been thinking, just why would all of the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? I mean realistically they would be jealous of him. He would be considered a living Christmas ordainment, the most Christmas of them all. Everyone would complement him, cheer him on at the reindeer games, and the does would line up and present their vulva to insure that more reindeer inherit that awesome noise of Christmas glory. In a Christmas fantasy world he wouldn't need to prove himself usful, he would be a hero just for being born.

"Oh hey want to see the way I decorated the tree this year?"

"That's nothing, check out this magnificent stag with that glorious decoration for a noise!"

It just doesn't make sense. How would they not see how this falls into place in the Christmas dominated universe?